The most obvious food of choice for a White Sub-Urban Thunder Fox
as you all will know, is porcelain.
But, the White Sub-Urban Thunder Fox also has a tenderness
for meat, of all variates.
Mainly the kind that used to be alive.
They also enjoy to fish. They fish all the time, and woah boy, do
they catch a lot of fish. Just one porcelain powered electric
bolt to a pool of fish, and CRASH. They've all been zapped.
Another, of the dietary desirables for a White Sub-Urban Thunder Fox
just happens to be there own young.
Once born, the challenge to see weather they are worthy of life
begins, as the mother (or father, depending on who gives birth),
proceeds to try and eat them.
If caught and eaten, then they have won. And they deserve life
and all of its glory. But, if it escapes, it is seen as a coward,
and is seen as dishonoring his mother/fathers right to eat.
So, in conclusion, I believe that the White Sub-Urban Thunder Fox
is responsible for every crime, that has ever been commited.
Why?
Bacuase they cheated nature, so they'd just as easily cheat us.
I mean, really. How the fuck did they escape being ginger?
