The sub-Urban White Thunder Fox (Scientifically known as "Phillip est meus amicus"),
is believed to be the cause of many sub-urban type problems. This is due to
their ever so growing scampish nature. Each day, they become a bit more
mischievous and adventurous. Many people do not believe in there very existence.
Well I am here today, to stand, and implore the importance of the existence,
and proper preservation of these cute cuddly white fuzzy psychotic animals,WHILST,
keeping them the fuck away from our sub-urbs.
I have been studying these fantastic crazy bastards for nearly 4 years now.
I am going to show you all of the fruits of my labour on this site. My research
and long hard work, will prove to you, humble reader, once and for all, that the
Thunder Fox, exists.
As you very well probably might just happen to of stumbled across, and know,
your average fox (of Average weight; 8 - 15 lbs), tends to like to hang around
with their friends, after the hours of the day-moon.
But, it became apparent, preceding my first year of research, that the White
Sub-urban Thunder Fox, enjoys spending his time during the hours of the moon of the
day. It had, in fact, become quite nearly, possibly, absolutely, exactly obvious,
that the White Sub-Urban Thunder fox, worshiped the day-moon, and has giving it a
godlike name;
Franklin.
Now, you may be wondering, at this point in time, whilst you are reading these very
words that I have typed up for you to observe with your eyes and therefore take into
your brain to translate and then understand, by reading them, "How does it control
Thunder like that?"
Well, simple really.
First, the White Sub-Urban Thunder Fox does not simply control thunder, or create it from
thin air. No no no , that would be impossible, it's not a magical creature. Magic doesn't
exist. Instead, the White Sub-Urban Thunder Fox creates it from Porcelain that he scavenges
for in your's and I's rubbish bins.
He consumes this porcelain, and turns its atoms into ".avi" formatting. He then uses a
codec he has downloaded, to translate the coding of the avi file so that his small
insignificant White Sub-Urban Thunder Fox brain can understand just what he has invented in his
fleshed, furry, body.
One his brain understands the porcelain, it gives the hair on his body commands to brush
against each other, and create What I have scientifically named; "uber static".
Now you understand the little White Sub-Urban Thunder Foxes a little bit more, you can
go on and start reading about there Habitats.
